On behalf of me, I'd like to start this off with a warm welcome to Mr. Johnny's Forum - Of Doom, where we do stuff your mother would disapprove of. Also, if you're a new member, good job on reading this first.

Now, in this topic, you will find all the rules you need to obey if you want to post here. I'm going to do this in a "Ten Commandments" style, so everyone knows their rights right down to the letter.

Here I go:

1. You will not flame Mr. Johnny, the admin and creator of this board.

2. You will not flame anyone who is of the rank "Supreme Overlord" or "EXCELLENT!".

3. You will flame, mock, and torment anyone of the rank "Probation".

4. You will not make topics that have no relevance to the forum you are posting in.

5. You will honor Minjo Master, if he ever decides to post here.

6. You will not claim a forum as your own "secret board".

7. You will post YouTube Poop references in bold only.

8. You will treat higher ranking members with respect.

9. You will not role-play anywhere other than the designated role-playing board.

If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or quotations, feel free to email me at mr_johnny1234@yahoo.com, or to contact me via AIM at mrjohnny12345.